Authors note: This is what happens when you pass a story around the classroom. The whole class helped me write this. A stalker is stalking these kids. Then he ends up in the rockies, Then on Jersey Shore? Read to find out more.
There were screams coming from everywhere, as me and my friend dashed to the basement we heard something following us. As we turned around the figure we saw was unimaginable. He had long green hair with frightening yellow eyes, but his heart was big and nice. Yet, everyone was still screaming but me because he looked nice in a way. As my friends pulled me away i convinced them that we should see if he is as nice as he seems. We came closer and he looked like a 40 year old stalker. We screamed and ran away as he started to follow us. We picked up a newspaper and found his name, "STALKER, WANTED. $50,000." He was scared, so he became a hobo. He was so fat. A week later I saw an article in the newspaper that he had just been seen in Canada. He was apparently in the Rockies. He tried calling for help, but no one answered him. After he thought he saw something move into the bushes. He went to check it out, but apparently it was just a mouse. The weirdest thing he thought snow was yogurt, so he got even fatter. He then moved to New Jersey to jump on 'Jersey Shore' and go party with Mike the situation, and Pauly and Vinnie. So Michael Jackson ate a cheeseburger... It had all of the great toppings, and he wanted more, more, more, and more, more, more, and then nothing. No more, no nothing, and guitar solo, I totally bombed it. But Snooki is still the best.